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Denny's
Must Perish
Profile
for: Zack Anderson
What do the names Sara and Cesar have in common? No,
they are not a famous comedy group. They are simply a duo of maniacal robots produced by the notorious Zack
Anderson. Toiling furiously for endless amounts of time, Anderson has one idea in mind - dethrone the essence
that is Denny's. Having recently lost his right arm in a freak gas explosion at a Denny's restaurant,
Anderson was denied compensation because he was the cause of the fire, as he threw hair clippings into a
flaming broiler. "Zack has always tried numerous ways to get back at
Denny's. He has run over five store managers, committed arson, and the list goes on," best friend
Simon Lax explained. Anderson has been able to cope with the loss of his
arm by turning to robotics. His first task was to create a robotic arm. After years of experience,
Anderson built a prototype that incorporates biology and robotics to form the ultimate hand.
"I use it to grip the throats of Denny's employees," a vengeful Anderson said in his droning voice.
While creating his ingenious invention, Anderson came across the idea of creating robots to do his merciless
bidding. The fire incident resulted in the creation of
SARA (Silent and Repeated Arson) and CESAR (Computerized Executor, Superized Aero-Robot). Both
competed in the Los Angeles Science Fair, winning the acclaimed title of Deadliest Robot. They each
destroyed forty acres of rainforest in less than five minutes, crushing the previous record of 17 minutes.
Aside from a vindictive attitude against Denny's, Anderson has dedicated himself to the pursuit of
integrity, starting his own company - Andertec. This corporation provides robotic lie detectors; and
creates BeverlyUnderground.com, which he notes is an outlet for his Marxist beliefs.
"I just want the world to know that capitalism is evil and the only logical form of community is a utopian
socialist society," Anderson explained. "As for BeverlyUnderground, I'm using it as an outlet to
manipulate the masses. First I'm going to attack TurnItIn.com, which I know everyone hates. Then, I
plan to lash my anger at Denny's and our filthy government. Everyone will listen to my opinion because
of the hypnotic trance BeverlyUndergound provides." Maybe one day Anderson may finally exact revenge on
Denny's... a Denny's that has taken an enormous amount from his shattered life, innocence, and soul.
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