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Ways to Create Anarchy at School Pt. 2
1. pass out notices that
third period is canceled
2. pass out notices that students can get a cash
teacher-refund from the main office for a teacher they
don't like
3. take over the PA system and call in somebody you don't like to the
office and mention it's only because they are unsanitary/diseased
4. call in a student to the office in the middle of class, say it's for
health reasons
5. pass out notices that it's health inspection day today
6. get as many friends as you can to bring their big dogs/pets to school
7. start a rumor that a teacher is racist against Persians
8. If you can't find any skunks, let chickens loose in the school
9. glue shit to the school cameras to cover up their view
10. call a teacher and start yelling at them, pretend to be a parent. if
they hang up, call again.
11. forge emails from the parents of all the students in your class,
pretending to be concerned. it's not as hard as you think.
12. order pizza delivery to the class and say the teacher called.
13. wrap up a teachers car in a fuckload of toilet paper (like 50+ rolls) so that they cant open it.
14. pretend to have food poisoning from the cafeteria food and get people to do the same. Roll around, make sounds, get sick by pushing your fingers down your throat and in no time you will create a general panic
15. spice up the food in the cafeteria - to unhealthy levels
16. replace the locks on some doors in school
17. weld the windows shut so that teachers cannot open them
18. replace the bar codes on the textbooks
19. replace the bar codes on the library books
20. start laughing uncontrollably
21. demand a refund for the poor teaching at your school
22. steal the fire extinguishers and give your school a call that there
is a surprise fire inspection today.
23. When the class is quiet, sigh and say "This class is really boring"
24. spray desktops with a sticky spray over the weekends. when people
get back, they'll sit down and put their hands on their desks.
25. sell candy at school for 75 cents. it's less than the $1.00 the school charges but you still get 25 cents profit.
26. get a bunch of dogs to shit ALL OVER the campus on Sunday. On Monday
when the students go to sit down on the grass... (note: a lot of shit is needed)
27. pick up some dog training liquid at a pet store (it smells like concentrated piss) and if you can't figure out what to do with that then shouldn't be reading these tips.
28. send a message to every computer in the school by using the
netsend command.
29. take the door of the administration offices off its hinges but leave it standing there so that when the principal tries to open the door in the morning it will have a crushing effect - you can do this with the classrooms too.
30. toss handfuls of BB's on the floors of busy halls during passing period.
31. replace all the magazines in the library with issues of Playboy.
32. have a group of people march around the school with a flag singing the Star Spangled Banner. If the administration tries to punish you telephone the local radio stations and patriotic groups and complain that Beverly is being run by
anti-American communists.
33. who needs energy? Short-circuit part of the schools power by inserting a plug where you spliced both wires so that they are attached to each other.
It will blow the breakers and cut power.
Please
Note: Readers are seriously encouraged to perform these activities
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