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The
Races At Beverly
First things first- I’d like to comment about the ethnic groups/ races/ whattheflyingfuckyouwannacallit stuff at school and sometimes other places.
The white guys-
You have 3 groups – the normal guys that seem to be everywhere, rednecks and wiggers.
The normal guys - they seem to be unwillingly the filler material for the school sometimes. Make friends with these guys- they are a quite large group.
This can include Americans, all Europeans, and the ultra-pale among the Persian/Israeli/etc guys. I don’t have anything against these guys- they’re fine.
Rednecks- you can thank your sister-fucking, white-lighting brewing, mayonnaise-eating soul that we live on the West coast, so rednecks are almost non-existent here in school… of course, a few slip in every once in a while, but no problem whatsoever with these guys UNTIL you get into an argument with the dumber percentile of them. Can someone say “Durrrr?”
The wiggers- No comment here except that I wish the school didn’t mind me bringing this 5 foot steel pole I have at home. It’s off the muthafucking hookshizzle my nizzle, for I ride with my homeboys in my six-four impala down Beverly Hoods. Go listen to some more Eminem, you fucking retards.
The Asians- Asians don’t make up much of the student population, believe it or not.
People always ask me:
“Yoon, why are there so many Asians at school?”
Here’s why you think that:
a) The majority of the Korean group always moves together; they’re like sheep.
b) The numbers that DO come in, 1/4 of them are from fucking Koreatown, and they don’t even belong here.
Oh yes, the Asians that refer to themselves as “AZN” should be fucking castrated with an olive fork. Then thrown into a spider infested burr patch. Then showered with limejuice.
The Persians- Individually, most of them are okay, with a lot of them fucking great in my book. And I’m friends with a SHITLOAD of these guys. But here are the things that piss me off about these guys: *note- not all of you assholes*
a) Prudent motherfuckers- the majority I meet at school happen to be Persian
b) Not exactly “honest” while I’m at it too- ever have this experience? You beat this type of Persian guy at say, Basketball. You fucking rape him- 38-10. Guess what happens the next day?
You: Dude, I beat your ass pretty bad yesterday.
Him: Nuh-uh- I raped you, motherfucker.
You: …
c) Not anything against them, but are they ALL related DIRECTLY? You see
two Persian guys fighting in the hallway:
1- What the fuck did you say?
2- I said you’re a punk-ass bitch.
1- You little-dick fucker!
(fights by pushing each other over and over- like a cat fight, except dumber)
1- I woulda kicked your ass if you weren’t my cousin.
2- Nuh-uh- I had your ass down.
The Black guys- Yes, all the white boys wanna be like your ass, but I don’t have any problem with this group unless
a) Loud and obnoxious ones- they ruin the image for the rest of the group. Unfortunately, it’s always the dumbass loud ones that eventually get noticed, then shot and/or arrested.
b) The ones that think they’re thug. Oh yeah, I’m sure you get a lotta street cred from buying Prada bags off rodeo. Do the cops a favor and shoot yourself. It saves the LAPD 50 cents every time.
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