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Muhahahaha
Profile
for: Dave Knowltin
(of
course we don't mean Dave Knowlton!)
Deviously laughing at the petrified look on his student's faces, Dave
Knowltin relishes the notion of hard work he forced so many innocent students to commit. Despite being such a well known figure, not many people know the gruesome truth about Dave
Knowltin. In his youth he was affiliated with numerous gangs and due to traumatic incidences, he refers to his classes as his "gangs." As the ringleader of a gang named the
"Integral Annihilators", he developed the well known laugh which menaces students everywhere. Everyday the sinister "Muhahahahahaha" can be heard as a warning call to
prospective physics and biology students. Plotting devious acts,
Knowltin often tells his class, "Hey gang, lets get crackin' " obviously referring to finding the secrets to breaking our beloved laws of
physics. "Good thing I'm not taking this test" Knowltin's oh so common taunt purges the
spirits of students as he hands them a test containing completely unrelated
material.
Through thorough examination it can be concluded that these habits were picked up in college as
Knowltin battled constant horrors in his physics class, mainly an instance where he
concocted a volatile solution, destroying half the city of Redlands. Unbeknownst to many, 30 years ago
Knowltin purchased a plane. When asked about the use of the plane,
Knowltin suddenly shifts the focus of the conversation. One theory is that he plans to contaminate the food supply of Los
Angeles with genetically altered seeds, which would turn its victims into the "Slaves of
Knowltin" who will all try to dip mice into breathable
oxygenated perfluorocarbon liquid. If these rumors are true, only one course of action
is to be taken. Knowlton must be stopped in his evil plots to take over the
world by releasing the wrath of deadly robots.
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