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Few Pet Peeves
Howdy, Howdy!
It’s another FUN, FUN time at… fuck it.
This month, I’d like to get a few pet peeves off my back.
The guy in the white benz C-class with the spinners who you see every goddamn day after school.
What the flying fuck is wrong with this asshole? It’s like a guy in a 91 civic with a plastic spoiler and a huge-ass exhaust. He has tinted windows and smoked lights, too. I’m sorry; it’s not getting you any closer to getting a life. Next time, load a gun, and make sure your whole head is in front of the barrel when you pull the motherfucking trigger.
People who constantly say “fuck da police”
Need I say how much of a pestilence they are to this planet?
Oh yeah, you’re a real rebel, son. I’d like to see you get your ass caned and sodomized with a nightstick after saying it to a cop’s face. Oh yeah, huh? YOU CAN’T. What the fuck are you guys? 5? You’re all fucking pussies and you can’t admit it. Even Guy Demeter is more of a man than any of these faggots, and that still isn’t saying much. Forget “fuck da police,” more “I’m a fucking loudmouth bitch who can’t put my money where my mouth is.”
Fake punks.
Jesus holy motherfucking christ on a stick! A “SEX PISTOLS” PIN DOES NOT MAKE YOU A REBEL. What the fuck? Oh yeah, they say they’re against “the man” and against the establishment. Just like Avril fucking Lavigne, right? Here’s a kick-ass idea: How bout a cup of shut the fuck up? I’m sorry you’re a prissy ass bitch who couldn’t make friends. Wearing lots of mascara isn’t going to suddenly make you popular. Aww, poor baby! You want attention? I got an idea. Pretend you have a bomb at school so we can laugh at your ass after the cops riddle you full of bullets. Have a nice fucking day.
Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears.
No need for much commenting here.
Can someone say: “I am Slut. Hear me Roar.”?
Every fucking thing about the Iraq War.
I don’t honestly give a shit whether you’re for it or against it. I COULDN’T CARE ANY FUCKING LESS. I don’t wanna hear it. Okay, so bush is a friggin bigoted idiot who ended up with his foot in his mouth. Yes, he’s easily controlled by business. Yes, his favorite philosopher is Jesus. I couldn’t give a shit that his favorite philosopher is. It still seems like he’s not learning anything, anywhere. Well, Durr, Durr, Durr, Mr. President. Congrats, Bush. You’ve successfully earned the award for “stupid, prissy-ass, retarded bitch”
That’s it for this month. Remember kids: 90-proof vodka and hard-core porn do NOT make for a good date. Good night.
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