School Security

Does our school security force (if it even can be called a force despite the fact that they can't use any force) actually have power to do more than, well, tell us what to do?

- Yoon Chang

Club Week

Every October, I see the second floor patio crowded with people during lunch for a whole week. Why? Because they are effectively bringing down the average level of common sense in the country by signing up for EVERY single club they can get their hands on. Do these people even know what they’re doing or why they’re signing up?

The same dipshit who just signed up for the Christian club, no doubt, will sign up for the Pagan club about 3 minutes afterwards, not even realizing what they’re doing.

Student: “But dude, I have to look good for college!”

Look, how about these people actually think about what they’re doing? Do what you’re interested in and stop making yourself look like an idiot.

- Yoon Chang