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An
Experiment Gone Wrong
Profile
for: Chris Bushe
(of
course we wouldn't be referring to Mr. Busheé!)
Beloved
by all, one man has had to struggle through disaster time after time
to devote himself wholly to the learning of his students. One man
attempts to rid the world of a terrible disease that left him with a
short stature and superhuman strength. This one man is Chris Bushe.
Bushe acquired his copyrighted short muscular body while working on
a cure for the common cold. While mixing various enzymes he
concocted a poisonous brood. Not knowing the results caused by
drinking the substance, Bushe accidentally devoured the potion
instead of his lemonade. The potion turned the skinny 5'11" man
into a muscular 5-foot beast. His muscle gain was tremendous.
Whenever he moved anything, such as his blackboard, he destroyed it
with a powerful thrust.
The potion also gave Bushe an enormous
heart- not a physical heart with the pumping, but a caring heart.
Bushe spends countless hours teaching his students to succeed in
chemistry and other scientific subjects. He also spends a large
amount of time beating escaped convicts and then returning them to
the police. "Chris saved my life, I was being held up by the
Notorious K.I.L.L when he broke my window and broke K.I.L.L's neck.
It was amazing," one grateful K.I.L.L detainee said. Also,
Bushe has been involved in the brutal dismantling of the Beverly
Hills Asian Gang called AZN INVAZN, onto which he threw various chemicals
and scientific formulas to force the members into chemistry competitions.
Bushe’s accomplishments also range beyond rescuing helpless
people. Once he used his strength to intimidate AP graders into
giving all the students in his AP Chemistry class 5's. When
investigated by ETS, Bushe was reported to have awed the inspectors
with his vast power and led them to call off the investigation.
Aside from his superpowers, Bushe leads a great chemistry class,
consisting of extremely little homework and very easy
A's. One student said, "What the hell are you talking about
"easy A"? Are you an idiot?! I'll kill you!" Of
course we are serious, as Chris Bushe is the hero amongst heroes and
the fighter for all that is golden in education.
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