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5th Volume of Monkey Business

"Nothing is impossible, and Impossible is nothing"


- Curious George

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Kick Me

      A growing problem that I have noticed in our high school is the use of sidekicks. It seems as though the majority of the people in high school have a sidekick, and they tend to use them all the time. A sidekick is a special type of cell phone, which allows instant messaging with ease. 

      Why I think the sidekick has become so popular is because people want to look cool. I am sure many kids say, “Oh the rich popular kids have one, so I should get one to be like them,” and that really bothers me. 

      People who use sidekicks have really bad manners too. You cannot carry on a conversation with them because they are so concentrated on playing on their phone. They don’t make eye contact with you when you talk, and they become snobby. 

      The sidekick is a pointless device because why buy a cell phone just to type an instant message to somebody, WHEN YOU COULD JUST CALL THEM? Give me a break. What has this society resorted to? Are we that socially inept that we can no longer carry on a conversation in real time?  I am hoping the sidekick fad dies out so at least people can start having normal conversations with each other. 

      The sidekick is an eyesore too. It’s huge, ugly, and costs a pretty good amount of money. People have even invented a certain lingo for the sidekick like, “Call the kick,” or “Kick me tonight.” This sidekick business has gotten out of control, and it is draining the culture out of our society. All I am saying is, if you are considering buying a sidekick, think again, so you don’t get sucked into this hurricane of madness. 

"Kick" me, if you are brave enough.


Policy Receives "N" On Grade Report

      Cellular phones, lifesavers and killers at the same time. They can save a life because in case of an emergency you could make a call from almost everywhere. They are killers because long exposure can lead to radiation and cancer. Cell phones have become a part of culture. Newer, cooler, more advanced phones have been coming of age especially this year. Tthe Razors, Sidekicks, Trios, and Blackberries have taken over BHHS. Nearly every student has a cell phone, and nearly every student uses it in class. 

      The school cell phone policy is bad and good at the same time. Good in that it’s pretty flexible, nutrition, lunch, before and after school. But that’s only good compared to before when cell phones were banned. The policy is bad because students can’t use it during passing periods, and you get the phone taken away for long periods of time. If you get it taken away during the week, you get it back on Friday. You get the same penalty on Thursday as on Monday. That’s unacceptable. 

      The policy should be more consistent. I think the policy should be made more lenient.  Let students use their phones during passing period.  It doesn't disrupt any class or hurt anyone.  It doesn't make sense to let students talk in the hallways during passing period, but not on their phones.  If a student uses their phone in class disrupting class, then take the phone for one week.  However, when a cell phone rings in class, because a student forgot to put it on silent, don't punish those students if it is clear they are making an effort to quickly turn their phones off.  Remember the only people calling us during class time are probably our parents, and you are just pissing off our parents, when you take our phones away for that reason.  Banish certain phones that create socially inept students. I think starting this fall, the sidekicks should be banned. 

      I think this new lenient/strict policy is fair because it’s a compromise.  Although the policy right now isn’t that bad, these improvements could make huge differences. 

P.S. Go see my movie, Curious George you wont regret it


Letter To The Monkey

They Dared to Challenge

RE: Politically Correct Issue 18

I’m sorry you feel that way about the students and their political ideals, but maybe you should get your facts straight before condemning others. It sounds like you are very settled in your right wing views, so I’m not sure as to what you mean by “I feel I am pretty up to date on what is going on in the world, and do not have a one sided view on our government.” You categorize category one kids as those who talk stupidly about politics at school, and only show reference towards this group as left-wing and anti-war. I can see you have strong views for your side, but please, this is journalism, not your personal soap box.

Thank you

-Jordan Blair
Parkhill High School, Missouri 

He Dared To Respond

Hey Jordan,

Who do you think you are? "this is journalism, not your personal soap box." Give me a break kid.Flaming insults will get you the same attitude in return. 

I'm sorry that I offended you with my article buddy, but the truth hurts doesn't it? The truth is that most, if not all of the students in our school, and apparently in your school, that talk about politics, yes ALMOST ALL, 99% of those who talk politics around me, are so caught up in their blind hatred for BUSH THAT THEY PARROT THE NONSENSE. They need to think and analyze what they hear, and then give their views with some basic facts that are not so obviously politically motivated to be perverted that those so called facts no longer even come close to reality. 

Are you so caught up in YOUR political views that you don't see the truth? When you go outside at night, do you tell your friends it is still daytime and the sun is shining, when they can obviously see the moon, and the daylight has long disappeared?  If you want to be stupid, be my guest, but don't do it around me.
 
My article was putting down ignorant little children who don't think before they speak. I was not giving my political views.

When you write me a message, think about what you are going to write first instead of insulting me because when you give me an opportunity to make a fool out of you by completely proving you wrong, I WILL TAKE IT.

-CURIOUS GEORGE

P.S. I am not so settled in my right wing views, and if you read my article carefully you would have seen that I ALMOST strictly laid out facts, not the propaganda the teachers of our school are giving out. 

I don't enjoy beginning a legacy of animosity. 
However, the reason I responded so harshly is because of that insult at the end of your email. 

DARE TO CHALLENGE ME?? E-MAIL ME BACK!!! at
curiousgeorge@beverlyunderground.org

Instead of attacking me, put your facts where your mouth is, and defend those stupid kids. Show me your thoughts about the subject. Write your own piece, and I will ask my editor to publish it as your response to my article...That is of course if it isn't STUPID!

 

 

- Curious George

 

 

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